Home - morganscountrykitchen.com

The real touch porn

  • 92%
  • (370)
I've tested a fair few gadgets in my time at Gizmag — from upmarket beanbags to high-powered motorcycles and smart pens. But I've never been asked to go this far outside my comfort zone for a story — even though our esteemed editorial team will probably tell you my whole life has been building to this moment. Today, I'm road testing a masturbation device. And I've decided to put my name to it because I believe that for all the squeamish details you're about to read, this is a significant piece of technology — a big step down a path that I think a lot of people will come to take for granted in the future. I feel like a pioneer, one of the first in the mainstream Web media to put my penis where my mouth is.

Comments (2)

You must be logged in to post wall comments. Please Login or Signup (free).