Nothing starts your morning off better than a cold, hard look at Britney Spears's lady parts. Since Brit is currently fighting for the right to overnight visits with Sean Preston and Jayden James, we can only assume that this is her way of showing the judge that she's able to have some consistency and stability in her life when it comes to not wearing panties. Or possibly, it's to distract us from her hideous case of pink eye. That's right, it's being reported that the entire Spears clan K-Fed and the kids too have all got the dreaded eye infection conjunctivitis , which is caused by fecal matter getting in the eyeball. Good parenting all around, guys! Of course we'd show you a close up of Britney's other pink eye, but by now you're probably so familiar with her every fold and wrinkle that it kind of seems pointless.